Barney from how i met your mother is AWESOME!

• Barney: Here's the real kicker, shanon is a mom. She has a little kid named max. that's krazy. that could of been my kid. but instead what do I have... my whole life and some money in my bank, some suits in my closet and a string of one night stands. (*crying*)
• Lily: hey.... come on... just because her life went one way and yours went another. doesnt make your life any worse.
• Barney: my Life Rocks!
• Lily: huh?
• Barney: Money, Suits, Sex? these are tears of joy. i could of been coped up in some tiny apartment and changing some brat's poopie diapers but instead im out in the world being awesome 24/7 365 days. you let me dodge a bullet, big guy.